Bully Boy Chris Brown Defending Himself!

If he wasn’t seen as a complete low life scum bag prior to beating up his girlfriend, Rihanna, Chris brown will definitely come in that category now.He’s pleading self defense!

Talk about taking a hammer to crack a nut! Yes, the 6 ft 1 inch bully boy Brown had to smash the life out of the 5ft 8 inch Umbrella singer in a bid to protect himself from her outburst of rage after he supposedly received a text message on his Blackberry from another women, while the couple sat in his car following a pre-Grammy Award party two weeks ago.

With the best defense attorney in the country Brown will be hard pushed to pull that one off. Pleading temporary insanity would serve him better. But having already apologized for the incident he has surely left himself wide open to any jury perceiving that he actually did strike Rihanna in temper and her facial injuries were not caused by her head butting him as he will obviously try to explain in his plea of self defense.

An insider close to Brown’s legal team told Life & Style that the singer is already preparing his position if charges are filed against him following his arrest. The source said: “Chris is already building his case. He’s saying she threw a phone at him, then hit him in the head and basically just lost it. He’s saying she attacked him.”

Have we seen any badly bruised photos of Brown’s face on the web? I think not!

Although no charges have actually been filed yet, as Rihanna is evidently considering whether she can return to the violent relationship, Brown is weighing up his options and clearly, once again just protecting his own a$$.

Lets hope this is the last we ever hear of the ‘Usher, Michael Jackson’ wanna be as he moonwalks himself down the same dead end road as Jackson, Mel Gibson and Amy Winehouse!